There is a newly discovered secret, a missing link if you will, for saving yourself from the Zombie Apocalypse, the Fiscal Cliff, the Mayan Calendar, and the End of the World.
And it can be found only here!
Yes, you were searching for the truth, because the internet knows everything, and you knew it was out there somewhere – and now you found it.
Imagine That.
This blog !!!
Yes folks, it is now officially one week before the end of the world!
Stop your holiday shopping NOW!
Return ALL your gifts!
NOW!
Drink all your alcoholic drinks and eat all the chocolate and Ice Cream that you possibly can . .
NOW!
Why?
Because we’ll all be dead by Friday.
Heck, Even Congress isn’t working on resolving the Fiscal Cliff!
Why?
Because by this time next week, we will all drunk and in massive sugar comas, And, oh yeah, probably dead.
So Who needs a budget and taxes anyway?
Just shut down the whole government NOW and go home!
And while you are there, grab your wife, your girlfriend, your neighbors wife and his girlfriend and hop into the sack. Quit your job. Have some fun.
Don’t worry. By this time next week it will not matter!
Even the schools are closing. Here is my sons school calendar . . .
Do you blame them? Who would want to be responsible for the health, safety and well being of our children if everything is going to crash and burn!
Forget about sports! Yes, I just said that believe it.
For many, experiencing the end of the world, before Christmas, before the super bowl, holiday parties and new years eve, really sucks.
But for some, like, I imagine, say . . . the Arizona Cardinals, Andy Reid, and most forlorn Hockey Fans, it probably can’t come soon enough.
So, what should be done? What can you, yes you – who came here searching for answers – do?
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So, here is your chance to not only have some fun, but you could just possibly save yourself , your wife, your neighbors wife and his girlfriend.
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Whats the worst that can happen?
Fumbled Returns 