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Funny

JetsI’m disappointed that cornerback Corey Graham is not joining the Redskins. He is decent tallent, at a decent price, and can help on Special Teams too. I wish him luck with the Bills.
But that is not what is funny.
On NFL site, in the same Corey Graham article, another FA pick up – Chris Williams – is mentioned.

He is a Guard.

A position that the Bills also needed to bolster up.
Funny thing is, when you click on the hyper-link for Williams, you get . . .

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Chris Williams, WR, with da Bears – weighing in at a bulky 5ft 8in and 175 pounds.

And would you just look at his stats!  It is stats like those, that give people like me, hope.  Hey, I could do that.

Anyway, I’d actually like to see him try and play that guard position, with anybody, for at least one play . . .

I’m sure it would make the highlight reels.
At least they got the blizzard picture right.

Check it out (until they fix it).

 

What’s Wrong With The Redskins?

It’s Not The Play Calling.

Unless of course, the play calls for the QB to throw the ball late, or too high, or behind the receiver or to the wrong receiver or for said receiver to not get separation or drop the pass.

The Redskins offense lost the game.

Not because they did not score enough points.

Not because they did not have enough opportunities.

And not because of the play calling or that they got away from the run game!

No my friends, the Redskins Offense lost the game because they can’t make the plays.

Everyone is screaming that the running game was working and Kyle Shanahan inexplicably moved away from what was working and lost the game.

That is the perception.

Here is the factual reality and my own Fumbled Perception of the game.

First some Stats:

Alfred Morris:

1st Half: 66 yards on 9 carries for a 7.3 yard average. (that is an average anybody would be proud of)

Halftime Score: Redskins 7 Broncos 7

Time of possession: Redskins 17 minutes Broncos 13 minutes

So far so good. Right?

Now a Confession:

I admit, I did not see the first half of the game. I had other commitments which required my time and attention. But that did not stop me from listening to the game. The number one thing I got from listening to the first half was when Robert ran, or got pressured to move out of the pocket, or even when he miraculously completed a pass he should not have thrown, the number one thing the commentators always said was “ . . . so&so . . . was open down field” or “ . . . so&so . . . was open in the end-zone ” or “ . . . so&so . . . was open for the first down”. Each of those “ . . . so&so . . .“ was usually some other receivers name. And in each and every instance of “. . . so&so . . .was”, the end result was a drive killing play.

I said to my son that there was no way the Skins were going to win if they kept playing like that.

They failed to make the play to the open receiver at least 4 times during the first half. Which means they failed to keep Peyton and the Broncos off the field even longer.

But like we said earlier, the score was tied at halftime and all was good.

Now back to Alfred Morris:

2nd Half: 27 yards on 8 carries for a 3.3 yard average. (almost same number of carries but a much lower average)

What happened?

6 of those 2nd half carries were in the 3rd quarter. (so it looks like they were still trying to run, just not very effectively)

The Broncos had four possessions in the 3rd quarter and the Redskins had two.

The Redskins scored two touchdowns off of Broncos turnovers. Quick scores but also quick to give the ball back to Peyton to try again, and again, and again.

End of 3rd quarter Score: Redskins 21 Broncos 14

Time of procession for the third quarter: Redskins 5 minutes Broncos 10 minutes

Hmmmm… even though the Redskins are scoring on turn overs and still running the ball, the tied is turning because you do not sustain drives on 3 yards per carry.

The 4th quarter saw the Broncos continue their drive from the 3rd for yet another touchdown.

The score is now tied at 21.

Now for a little role playing:

Suppose you are Kyle now with the score tied and you know the Broncos have been keying on the run and stacking the box.

What do you do?

How about call a play action pass over the zone that is stacking the run?

You come out in your next series with a play action pass called and the Broncos are lined up to stop the run.

This is what happened:

1st Down: Play action pass (in other words make the defense bite on the run) and throw to a wide open Joshua Morgan. The play unfolded beautifully, just like they drew it up on paper their tablets. Only problem, RGIII tossed it late and way behind Morgan. To his credit, Morgan did get a hand on the ball, and as one radio sports junkie said, if you are going to be a premier receiver in this league, you gotta make that catch. Well, mister radio sports junkie, that may be true, but, if you are going to be a premier QB in this league you have to NOT throw the ball late and you gotta make that pass.

2nd Down.

Play #2: You (AKA Kyle Shanahan) “Damn, that didn’t work and now we got to make up more yardage.”

What do I do now?

  • how about a draw? Last time I faked the run and tossed a pass. This time I can fake the pass and run. But everyone will be expecting that.
  • How about an option play? Probably would have been a good call but . . .
  • You opt to go with your money pass play to Garcon. He catches everything.End result. RG3 misses again. And yes, there was another person more open than Garcon, but the fact of the matter is RG3 missed.

3rd Down.

Run or pass? Chances are even Morris isn’t going to run 10 plus yards to make the first down, so you throw it again. RG3 is on target to Robinson and . . . he drops it.

4th Down.

Punt back to Peyton and its the beginning of the end.

Three drive killing plays in a row. Was it the play calling? Or was it Washington’s inability to make the play?

When Garcon was asked about Washington’s inability to move the ball down the field with the passing attack he said this:

“What do you expect? And what would you do differently? When you suck at passing, you suck at passing.”

Remember what I said about the first half and drive killing pass plays?

But Mr. Fumbled sir – that was an observation. Yes, but an observation based on fact. Results of the play.

Want some more facts?

Denver has allowed opposing teams on average to pass for 380 yards per game.

They are one of the poorer defenders of the long ball and have not had a huge number of turnovers.

Washington had no passes completed for over 20 yards in the game, was intercepted twice, and only managed 132 yards passing.

With stats like that, nobody is going to fear your passing game.

So opposing teams are going to feel confident stacking the box and blitzing.

When that happens, your offense becomes one dimensional. And one dimensional doesn’t win many games.

One dimensional is always wanting to call a running play.

One dimensional is always wanting to call a passing play.

One dimensional is always wanting to play a shootout of kick returns to see who scores more touchdowns. ( Sorry Sam just had to say that )

If any of those passing plays in the previous series had been completed, then the Redskins would have made the play, moved the chains, stayed on the field for at least another three plays and more importantly, kept the ball away from Peyton and the Broncos.

And who knows, maybe they would have found a way to score more points while completing plays.

Yes folks, the Redskins lost the game. No, they did not lose it because the abandoned the run. No, they did not lose it because of play calling. They lost it because they are a one dimensional team and can’t make the passing or option game work.

Until the Redskins offense starts making all the plays, passing, running and options; their season is going to be

redskin toast

 

toast.

A Safety Issue

The Washington Redskins have a safety issue. Actually several.

peyton you shall not pass

By now, most everyone knows that one safety is suspended because he leads with his head.

And ironically, our other – second safety, may not start because he is recovering from a concussion.

So, what are the Redskins to do?


How about having a couple of the receivers play safety? It will be the most separation they have seen from cornerbacks all season . . .

 

Or


Get Gandalf to stand back in the secondary and do his legendary “You Shall Not Pass” spell.


Yeah, Right. Neither one is going to happen.


I’ve heard talk that the Colts provided the blueprint for defeating Peyton and the Broncos. That’s nice. . .

One small problem. . . Except for DeAngelo Hall, I just do not see that the Redskins have the personnel to blanket receivers the way the Colts did AND pressure the QB.

Sure, the defensive line, DE’s and LB’s might be able to provide enough rush to pressure the QB, but nobody else in the secondary will be able to cover all the Bronco receivers.

So, what are the Redskins to do?

Simple:

Go hog wild on offense. And hope to keep up.

Which leads me to the Redskins third safety issue; Robert Griffin III. He may not have all five or six gears back yet nor be running at full speed, but at least he has found 4th gear. The more he runs, the more dynamic and effective the offense is.


His running also leads to a greater risk of injury. And it has absolutely nothing to do with the read option. The fact of the matter is, none of the plays he got hurt on last year were off of a read option play. They were all him running and scrambling trying to get more yardage. He takes risks.


This year everyone, including Robert, says he has to be smarter when he runs.


Trouble is, we say smarter is learning to slide and run out of bounds before you get hit.


Robert says being smarter is baiting the defenders into thinking he is going out of bounds then run past them up the sideline or draw a flag by taking the hit.


Robert, It is the job of the defense to break up the play and stop you from advancing the ball.


Sooner or later some defender is going to decide to do his job and tag you so hard it will make your head spin.
And they will not have to lead with the head to do it.


I hate to say this but I find Roberts youth and youthful, maturity, more evident this season than it was last. Probably because he is facing more adversity, more pressure to carry the team, more pain and for the first part of the season, more defeat.


Which brings us back to the Broncos.


Do I hope the Redskins win? Yes.


Do I think they will? No.

 

Oh, and if you know anybody who can play safety, or even cast some spells, send them to Shanahan.

Like this guy . . .

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It’s Time

It’s Time. It is time the Washington Redskins get a new owner.

An owner who is more “with it”.

More in touch with social media and the internet age.

Forget Bob Costas.  Roger Goodell and the Prez are on board for “change” and “doing what is right”.

And all Dan Snyder has to say is “NEVER”.

So, as much as I hate to say it, the time is now – for change.

And that change needs to start at the top.  With a new owner.

Someone who is adaptive, internet savvy, can control the empire and of course, knows how to make a buck or two.

A new owner could then change the name of the team.

Of course this change would be a huge event. So this new owner would also need to have connections with media to manage public perception. Perhaps a major news media organization like the Washington Post.

Wait!  Yes! That’s it !!!  Jeff Bezos (the new owner of the Washington Post) should buy the Washington Redskins!

He could do this!  Roger, are you listening?  Team up with Jeff and all your problems could be solved!

As a new owner, Jeff Bezos could change the name.

To  . . .

The Washington Amazons!

That wouldn’t be the least bit controversial now would it?

Beer, Ice Cream and Football

Last week I wrote about winning a bet.  I won an Ice Cream of choice.  This week my gift card to purchase said ice cream arrived.

I especially like the football theme!
I especially like the football theme!

Now many might argue you can’t get REAL ice cream from McDonalds.  But let me assure you, any ice cream I win in a bet will taste great, especially if I eat it while watching the Giants . . . lose yet another game . . . to the Bears.

Don’t worry, I will post pictures of that sweet victory, or loss depending on how you look at it, later this week.

I also received a surprise gift from my wonderful daughter, who works at Hallmark.  The same Hallmark store that just happened to have a sale on “select” merchandise.

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Read between the lines!
Read between the lines!

Awesome!

 

I just have one problem . . .

 

Beer with an Ice Cream chaser?

Or

Ice Cream with a Beer chaser?

 

Decisions Decisions . . .

 

Speaking of decisions, here are this weeks picks from our stellar team of prognosticators.

TacoMan Rich BirdKiller TheStampede
Giants vs Bears Bears Bears Bears Giants
Packers vs Ravens Packers Packers Packers Packers
Bengals vs Bills Bills Bengals Bengals Bills
Lions vs Browns Lions Lions Browns Browns
Rams vs Texans Texans Texans Rams Texans
Panthers vs Vikings Panthers Vikings Panthers Vikings
Raiders vs Chiefs Chiefs Raiders Chiefs Chiefs
Steelers vs Jets Jets Steelers Jets Steelers
Eagles vs Bucs Eagles Eagles Eagles Bucs
Jags vs Broncos Broncos Broncos Broncos Broncos
Titans vs Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks
Saints vs Patriots Saints Patriots Saints Patriots
Cardinals vs 49ers 49ers 49ers 49ers 49ers
Redskins vs Cowboys Redskins Cowboys Redskins Redskins
Colts vs Chargers Chargers Colts Colts Colts

I Won A Bet

A few weeks ago, my sister-in-law and I made a bet. She is a die-hard NY Giants fan and I am a die-hard Redskins fan. The bet was this. The person who’s favorite team won first, was owed an Ice Cream of choice from the other.

And . . .

The bet was double or nothing if both the Giants and Redskins were 0 – 11 when they meet for the first time this season in week 12.

I would like chocolate please.

In reality, I’m actually glad the Skins won. Not because I get ice cream but rather if they had lost to the lowly Raiders then we would have two weeks of:

Listening to sports junkies talk about how much the Shannies should be fired and or RG III benched.

But now we have been saved.

Saved from two weeks of painful heartache and hearing disgruntled fans say “Thank God hockey season starts”.

Now we all have hope. Hope that Dallas will lose this week to the Broncos. Hope that the Giants wake up against the Iggles and win. And if those two things happen, hope when we meet Dallas after this bye week, and win, we will once again be winning the NFC EAST! With a 2 – 3 record !

Wouldn’t that be something!

Speaking of something . . . Here is this weeks version of three and out . . . AND our predictions!

1) Shutdown Countdown:

Talk about a fumbled return… Capitol Hill is costing us tax payers $10,000/hour in salary and they still can’t do the most basic function of their job – run the government!

Obama and congressional leaders met Wednesday evening for happy hour. Nothing happened.

Note to Obama: Next time offer LOTS of FREE beer! None of our leaders strike me as the type who hold their liquor well. I’m willing to bet after a couple six packs each and every one of them could probably be convinced to sign just about anything.

That would get the job done and get people back to work.

2) Not In My House:

My youngest son brought home a book from school about the NFL. It was all about Ben Roethlisbergerand Tony Romo!

I told him we don’t read those kind of books in this house and made him take it back.

So today he brought home another NFL book – on the Redskins. We read all about Slinging Sammy Baugh, Sonny Jurgensen, John Riggins, and Darrel Green.

It was an awesome book.

Just for the record, I would have let him read a book about most any other team or players except those two.

OK, maybe not Vick and the Eagles.

But most any other would have been OK

3) King of the League:

My son Mark (AKA TacoMan) is once again kicking butt in fantasy football.

Though I have not been good about posting lately, we have been keeping track and he has been killing everyone in both pick’em and our no bench league. He is 4 – 0 in that league and holds a 63% accuracy in pick’em.

So without further delay, here is this weeks pick’em – pick’ems. . .

TacoMan Rich BirdKiller TheStampede
Buffalo vs. Cleveland Bills Bills Browns Bills
Baltimore vs. Miami Dolphins Ravens Dolphins Ravens
New Orleans vs. Chicago Saints Saints Saints Saints
New England vs. Cincinnati Patriots Bengals Patriots Bengals
Detroit vs. Green Bay Packers Packers Packers Packers
Kansas City vs. Tennessee Chiefs Titans Chiefs Chiefs
Seattle vs. Indianapolis Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks Colts
Jacksonville vs. St. Louis Rams Jags Rams Jags
Philadelphia vs. NY Giants Eagles Eagles Giants Giants
Carolina vs. Arizona Panthers Cardinals Panthers Panthers
Denver vs. Dallas Broncos Cowboys Broncos Broncos
Houston vs. San Francisco 49ers 49ers 49ers Texans
San Diego vs. Oakland Chargers Raiders Chargers Chargers
NY Jets vs. Atlanta Falcons Falcons Falcons Falcons

The Washington Redskins Defense Has Respect!

– for Aaron Rodgers.

With some real NFL teams and Fantasy Players not quite living up to expectations during week 1, is it any wonder that some fans are feeling . . .

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Here are some more interesting twists of fate and stats to mull over after just 1/16th of the season is over.

Teams threw for 8,143 yards and scored 63 TDs — the most ever in a single week of pro football.  At the same time, a record 12 games were decided by seven points or fewer.

If you don’t think turnovers are important in this high scoring offensive NFL, consider this:
There were:
47 Fumbles (24 lost)
34 Interceptions
That equals 58 turnovers!

With 12 games decided by seven or fewer points, turnovers and controlling the ball is vital to victory.
Still not a believer?

Just ask the Giants and Redskins. . .

or

Consider this interesting statistic.
The top 16 teams that turned the ball over the most last week had a combined 4 – 12 record.
The bottom 16 teams that turned the ball over least had a combined  12 -4.

Does it get any more exciting than this?

Yes, read on !!!

After just one week in the NFL, we have witnessed an event of biblical proportions!
The first shall be last and the last shall be first.
– Welcome to the AFC North!
All these teams are 0 – 1.

Remember, there are still 15 more games in the season and on any given Sunday, anything can happen.

NFL Week 2 Predictions and Upsets

Well, last week, returning champion TacoMan got off to a slow start with a 9 – 7 record yet still managed to end up tied for 1st place.  Kind of like the Dallas Cowboys . . .

This week BirdKiller will try to overtake TacoMan with some bold predictions and both Richie Rich and TheStampede will look to improve on their 8 – 8 record.

So since time is short before the start of the Patriot vs Jets game, we are posting this weeks predictions with BOLD selections indicating each contestants upset pick of the week.

Oh and since this all made up and the points don’t matter, see if you can spot the one selection which is not like the others.

TacoMan Rich BirdKiller TheStampede
NY Jets at New England Patriots Patriots Jets Patriots
Washington at Green Bay Packers Redskins Redskins Redskins
Cleveland at Baltimore Ravens Ravens Ravens Ravens
St. Louis at Atlanta Rams Falcons Rams Falcons
Carolina at Buffalo Bills Bills Panthers Panthers
Minnesota at Chicago Vikings Bears Bears Vikings
Miami at Indianapolis Colts Colts Dolphins Dolphins
Dallas at Kansas City Chiefs Cowboys Chiefs Chiefs
Tennessee at Houston Texans Titans Texans Texans
San Diego at Philadelphia Eagles Eagles Eagles Eagles
Detroit at Arizona Cardinals Cardinals Lions Lions
New Orleans at Tampa Bay Saints Saints Saints Saints
Jacksonville at Oakland Raiders Raiders Pryor Raiders
Denver at NY Giants Broncos Giants Broncos Broncos
San Francisco at Seattle 49ers Seahawks 49ers 49ers
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Bengals Steelers Bengals Bengals

A Miscommunication

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Robert Griffin III was told by an official from the league to cover his knee brace.   Not wanting to be fined again for a wardrobe malfunction (even though he went all last year with one not covered) he covered it up.

 

The league later said it was a miscommunication and notified the entire Redskin organization that players have the option to cover or not.

 

When asked about the defensive secondary’s inability to cover the Philadelphia Eagles Offense, Raheem Morris, the Redskins Secondary Coach, said it was an apparent miscommunication with his team.

 

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