Fact: Cancer was the one thing Merlin Olsen could not tackle.
You were a great athlete, football player, and person and you will be missed.
Rest in peace.
Fact: Even though Toyota tried to run over the competition….
Last year was the safest year in highway traffic fatalities!
Fact: With the signing of Sean Ryan, the Redskins now have 4, count em (Ryan, Yoder, Cooley, Davis) TE’s!
Huh?
Maybe one of them can play Tackle…
Fact: Researchers bring new meaning to “Power Suit“
Just don’t stand out in the rain with it…
Fact: Aliens exist in Outer Space!
Because none of them want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris!
Happy Birthday Chuck.
Fumbled Returns 