I Proclaim

How come everything now a days needs to be in the form of a Reality TV show?

How come rich and famous celebrities get to have national publicity, their own radio or TV show/special to totally embarrass themselves or their teammates or their fans?

It’s not fair!

Everyone, no matter his or her social status, economic background or whatever, should be given the opportunity to do this anytime they want!

I think there should be a new cable or satellite channel called…. oh I don’t know…. lets start with

“I Proclaim”

where anybody can reserve a time slot to broadcast yourself live for anybody anywhere to watch.

Viewers could vote for their favorite ones; and the best, or worst, can be shown afterwards on demand.

Impersonation

So, just in case you missed it; The Salahi, AKA “reality TV party crashers” have been invading other sacred ground outside of the White House.

Mrs. Salahi recently impersonated a Redskin Cheerleader…

According to reports, others suspected her “authenticity” when she apparently did not know the drills, routines, or even the words to the fight song.

My guess is that Mr. Salahi also infiltrated the organization, most recently as a place kicker….

Here too, he did not know the plays, the timing or even how to kick the DAMN ball through the uprights!!!

Of course, the Redskins are the perfect organization for them.

After all, we already have a couple high profile people impersonating an owner and GM…

A Sign

Apparently not all signs are banned. The ones sold and yes, even given out freely, once you are inside the stadium are allowed.

And Apparently it does not matter if you hold it up obstructing anothers view of the field or wave it in front of the camera on national TV.

So, lets hear it for the GEICO REDSKINS!!!

What’s next?

Budweiser?

Or perhaps some car related name…

Bridgestone?
GM? ( Now wouldn’t that be ironic )

Better yet, we should spin this into a reality TV show…

Heck, there are even a bunch of titles already well suited….

Biggest Loser NBC and the Redskins (almost a perfect fit)

Extreme Makeover NFL Edition

America’s Toughest Job

Deal Or No Deal

America’s Next Top (insert expletive)

Last Comic (or any other expletive of choice) Standing

NFL Reality Shows…

So, the other day I was looking at suggestions for Fantasy Football Team names and realized that they would be perfect titles for reality TV episodes.

Here are some potential episode (AKA Fantasy Football Team Names) for Life on the sidelines…

Kibbles and Vicks
Eli, The Other White Manning
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Cassel Greyskull
Goodell’s Morality Squad
FavreDollar Footlongs
Farve From Over
Forte-fied
WD-Forte
Burressted Development
ORTON (hears a) WHO?
Flacco Seagulls
I Dream of Mangini
Cutler’s Last Stand
Home is where the Portis
I’m so Zorny
Have Bush? Get Barber!
Victorious Secret
Touchdown There
Show me the TD’s!
The I.R.S.
Because the I.R.S. always wins, no matter what. There’s no beating the I.R.S.
(I know, that last one is not truly football related but it was too good to pass up)

And the NFL could also market special commemorative sports items based on each show…

Such as this one…

(NOTE)
If I were the type of person to speak out about such things as the NFL’s double standards, hypocritical or ethical or not, spin of profiting after a crimes or meddling with players lives and money… I probably would do so here…

But, I’m not. So, I won’t.

Sorry.