Angry Kipers

Rovio Announces – Angry Kipers!

Rovio Entertainment has just announced a special edition of Angry Birds just for us sports fans called Angry Kipers.

The survival of the NFL Analysts is at stake! Dish out revenge on the green internet plebs who stole the Kipers edge. Use the unique destructive powers of the Angry Kipers to lay waste to the internet plebs’ draft boards. Angry Kiper features hours of gameplay, challenging statistic-based draft room demolition, and lots of replay value. Use logic, skill, and when all else fails, brute stares to crush the enemy.

But here is the real twist. You can choose to play as the Kipers, or the Plebs!

Lay traps for the angry kipers. Pull a Tom Brady and take over the charts! In order to defeat the Angry Kipers, you only need to get a few things right.

Lemme tell ya, these ain’t no ordinary commentators we’re talkin’ about. These here are the Angry Kipers, the ones that’s gonna kick you in the ‘nads and make you want to pull your hair (or his) and poke your eyes with hot daggers.

Angry Kipers’s appeal lies in the simple tactile joy of playing around with a deceptively sophisticated statistic-based engine, without having to think too hard about it.

Sign me up!

Gotta Go?

Mel Kiper Jr. doesn’t do bathroom breaks.

And, judging by his jerky behavior and speach, he probably does not drink decaf either…

Just look at this short clip, he never stops moving and is constantly looking like he needs to get up and go somewhere.

And here is an interesting little tid bit from the article in the Post…

… even when he sits…his foot will be shaking uncontrollably. It goes a mile a minute, and it won’t stop…Joe Theismann, once wondered aloud whether New York City experiences earthquakes…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen this almost everyday in my house.

The 4 year old will be dancing in front of the TV watching his favorite show or playing a video game and we will ask…

“William, do you have to go potty?”

“no”

“William, remember, pee pee poopoo in the potty.?

“no”

A little while longer and a little more dancing…

“William,”

“OK, Gotta Go!!!”

And he’s off to the races.

Hey Mel, that is why they make commercial breaks.

With Friends Like These…

Who needs an enemy?

Vinny Cerrato among those who like Jimmy Clausen

And if that alone were not enough…

Draft analyst Mel Kiper has praised Clausen … and believes he can become a top NFL quarterback.

Note to self: If either of these people ever publically recommend me for anything… I think I’ll shoot myself.

To my wife: Don’t worry. I’ll probably live a long time…