Funny, When I get Injured it Hurts…

Apparently there is yet another reason to play the Wii.

Wii Fit Injury Made Her A Sex Addict

A 24-year-old from Manchester, claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations–such as from a food processor, she says– “turns her on.” She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked “persistent sexual arousal syndrome.” (It is a real condition, I checked…)

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm,” Flowers says, according to the Daily Star’s article “Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho.”

Although Flowers’ injury isn’t one you see every day, doctors in the UK reported frequently treating patients for Wii-related injuries. According to the Fox News article, “up to ten people a week are being hospitalized with injuries caused by playing Nintendo Wii games.”

Hey, this might explain Tigers rehab…

We want your brain…

NFL to Players: Please Donate Your Brains.

OK, so not to be little this too much, I do realize that this is important for players and the NFL….

But, exactly what are they trying to do here and shouldn’t studies such as this be expanded to include other sports, owners, coaches and even fans?

And shouldn’t the effects of drugs and other factors be taken into consideration?

And what about just excessive stress and all the “stress relief” products out on the market?

Such as this one…

After all, lets look at some of the symptoms of brain injury…

Any brain function can be disrupted by brain trauma:

excessive sleepiness,
inattention,
difficulty concentrating,
impaired memory,
faulty judgment,
depression,
irritability,
emotional outbursts,
disturbed sleep,
diminished libido,
difficulty switching between two tasks,
and slowed thinking.

This could explain a lot.

Based on symptoms alone, I think we could apply this study to any number of “bad” Teams, Coaches, Owners and yes even fans…

Such as…

The Cleveland Browns.

The New Jersey Nets.

The Washington Nationals.

Mike Martz.

I’m sure people could think of at least a few others.

And of course, sometimes the players are their own worst enemies…

Here are two examples…

One from this past weekend where Flozell Adams shows how to tackle Marion Barber…

And this classic Redskin Moment…

Makes you wonder…What were they thinking!!!

A twist of fate…

So we can add Orton, and Turner to the ever growing list of Ankle biters injuries.

Is it me, or do there seem to be an over whelming amount of injuries to ankles this year?

Looking at last weeks injury report, there were 46, yes 46 !, players with ankle injuries.

Good thing we don’t all have brains in our feet!