NFL Reality Shows…

So, the other day I was looking at suggestions for Fantasy Football Team names and realized that they would be perfect titles for reality TV episodes.

Here are some potential episode (AKA Fantasy Football Team Names) for Life on the sidelines…

Kibbles and Vicks
Eli, The Other White Manning
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Cassel Greyskull
Goodell’s Morality Squad
FavreDollar Footlongs
Farve From Over
Forte-fied
WD-Forte
Burressted Development
ORTON (hears a) WHO?
Flacco Seagulls
I Dream of Mangini
Cutler’s Last Stand
Home is where the Portis
I’m so Zorny
Have Bush? Get Barber!
Victorious Secret
Touchdown There
Show me the TD’s!
The I.R.S.
Because the I.R.S. always wins, no matter what. There’s no beating the I.R.S.
(I know, that last one is not truly football related but it was too good to pass up)

And the NFL could also market special commemorative sports items based on each show…

Such as this one…

(NOTE)
If I were the type of person to speak out about such things as the NFL’s double standards, hypocritical or ethical or not, spin of profiting after a crimes or meddling with players lives and money… I probably would do so here…

But, I’m not. So, I won’t.

Sorry.

“and that’s all I have to say about that”

1) OK, So I’ll admit it; Cutler is better than Campbell…

Better at being a cry baby!

2) If Campbell had a better O Line, then maybe he’d have a few less sacks and a few more TD’s.

Still no crying from Campbell…

3) Cutler has more throws to boost his numbers. Redskins have Portis to add more than one dimension to the offense.

4) Why would you want to give up draft picks to get a temperamental, OK.. “Totally Mental” QB with no more “football” or “athletic” ability than the one you currently have?

Still, no crying from Campbell…

and that’s all I have to say about that…

As if…

We didn’t have enough viral hype on the internet already…

HAHA !!!

Now that’s funny !!!

From Cooley’s Blog…

It is rumored that there is a possible trade in the works for angry Jay Cutler. There were a couple different internet possibilities. The first would be with the Broncos, including Cutler and Scheffler for Campbell and myself. Another was a three way trade between the Browns and in that scenario Campbell and I would go to Cleveland, Cutler/Scheffler would come here and the Broncos would get Brady Quinn, someone else and draft pick.

Trade talk is a weird wake up at 6:30. Obviously something was said between teams to cause this internet trading shit storm. I would be pissed if I got my ass shipped to Cleveland. But seriously, when the internet is the first news I hear about something this big I would hope it to be speculation. Really, it could have been a couple owners bullshitting and joking around about guys and someone leaked it. No big deal. I would be blown away to hear anything more. It is nice to read extreme skins posts about not wanting me to go. Thanks!

By the way, I do get to hang out with John Elway a little bit this weekend at the Dulles Sports Expo in Chantilly VA. I’m gonna bring a ball and ask him to smoke one for me.