Angry Kipers

Rovio Announces – Angry Kipers!

Rovio Entertainment has just announced a special edition of Angry Birds just for us sports fans called Angry Kipers.

The survival of the NFL Analysts is at stake! Dish out revenge on the green internet plebs who stole the Kipers edge. Use the unique destructive powers of the Angry Kipers to lay waste to the internet plebs’ draft boards. Angry Kiper features hours of gameplay, challenging statistic-based draft room demolition, and lots of replay value. Use logic, skill, and when all else fails, brute stares to crush the enemy.

But here is the real twist. You can choose to play as the Kipers, or the Plebs!

Lay traps for the angry kipers. Pull a Tom Brady and take over the charts! In order to defeat the Angry Kipers, you only need to get a few things right.

Lemme tell ya, these ain’t no ordinary commentators we’re talkin’ about. These here are the Angry Kipers, the ones that’s gonna kick you in the ‘nads and make you want to pull your hair (or his) and poke your eyes with hot daggers.

Angry Kipers’s appeal lies in the simple tactile joy of playing around with a deceptively sophisticated statistic-based engine, without having to think too hard about it.

Sign me up!

A Study Of RG3 Mechanics

The Washington Redskins traded a bunch of draft picks to move up to the second slot on the draft board. The overwhelming consensus is that they will draft RG3.

But how good is he really?

How strong is his arm?

How fast can he really run?

In order to answer this question, one has to look at every aspect of RG3’s movements. Study his form, his mechanics, analyze every aspect, every angle, and even every sound. When the Redskins requested the footage of RG3 from the NFL combine, they reviewed the videos and found something truly amazing ! They found a previously undisclosed taping of RG3.

In this video segment, not only was RG3’s true potential revealed, but the secret to his amazing athletic powers. It so totally blew away what everyone had previously seen that the Redskin were willing to offer a whole lot more draft picks if necessary.

Here, take a look for yourself.

Yes Folks, those mechanics are BIONIC ! Proving beyond a doubt that RG3 is unlike any other QB ever to play the game.

HAIL SKINS !